BREAKING: SOS EMERGENCY! SOS
At 10:05AM, a horde of little monsters escaped from the nearby Kennedy Rec Center daycare coop. They stormed up 7th street to Bread for the City, stomping and eating everything in their path.
At 10:12AM, the horde breached Bread for the City's facility, carting one (1) red wagon full of donated foods, while delivering terror and delight unto all.
Reports are uneven amidst the chaos, but some suggest that as many as 19 ankles have been bitten.
As this dispatch goes to print, supplies of lollipops are running low.
Please send help. More pictures here.
October 29, 2009
We Are Under Siege!
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2 comments:
I'm so afraid!!! I hope new supplies of lollipops arrive soon!
Hey I think I know some of those little monsters.
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